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The Big MatchOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Cooper who always dreamed of becoming the world's best male stripper. He trained every day for 23.71 hours in order to beat his rival, The Shiny Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Cooper came armed with a streetlamp and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Cooper emerged as the hard victor! His achievement is celebrated every Wednesday.The Big Match by ~Do-You-Remember-Me
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Him and HerThey walk ahead of meHim and Her by ~stopdropandroll
almost holding hands,
a puffy red heart almost suspended
above them in a conjoined dream cloud,
and I almost stab it with my cigarette,
send it sputtering and whining into the night.
Tomorrow while I'm taking out the trash
I imagine each of them will be dictating
love letters to a friend, each planning their ascent
and subsequent colonization of the other:
she'll teach him to wear deodorant more often,
take off his socks before they go to bed,
while he'll convince her Hemingway is a saint
and Emily Dickinson is Martha Stewart.
While I'm rinsing off a spoon, running the garbage disposal,
they'll be on th
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